Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
  • When someone pisses me off and acts as if nothing happened…

    (Source: candylillyroseworld, via taggedlazy)

  • breakinq:

    following back tons

    (Source: lilfield)

  • can-not-compete:

    caseytheboy:

    skinny-love711:

    gifcraft:

    Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

    Science side of tumblr, please explain?!

    well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left 

    thanks science side of tumblr

    (Source: dovga.com, via bubblegirl06)

  • fangirlingdragon:

    cutestmoose:

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

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    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    men are penises

    the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via like-a-lovely-jellyfish)

  • gigaguess:

    robregal:

    This is the proper reaction.

    You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

    (Source: methmaker, via telapathetic)

  • hallowhaley:

    mishoverlord:

    tora-o:

    beliasthegigas:

    beliasthegigas:

    *wanks seductively*

    i meANT WINK

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    NO MAYBE THEY TYPE WANK A LOT MAYBE ITS MUSCLE MEMORY

    (via laughing-llama)

  • Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

    doublepistolsandawonk:

    thecutestofthecute:

    ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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    jesus lord

  • cramp:

    WHAT IS GOING ON

    What. Is. Life.

    (Source: deadnerddontcry, via cramp)

  • saintnoah:

    mcstump:

    altair:

    This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

    i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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    (via bubblegirl06)